Frumpy Shenanigans

I fell in love and landed in horse shit.

bowsandbohs:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

Accurate.

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum, via the-gays-of-our-lives)

mesovideo:

it’s a metaphor

the-uppity-b:

Looking at your reflection in the morning like image

(via the-gays-of-our-lives)

danielodowd:

Morning Brings the Mist by masonmarsh on Flickr.

Do you know why they call me, Bloody Mary? Because some of them, they think it’s funny to have their little sleepovers and go into their little bathrooms and say my name five times in the mirror. They find it less funny when I actually show up and feed their lungs to the family dog.